I'm ever so thankful that it's February 15th. Didn't I warn you yesterday? So just go into your local CVS or Rite-Aid store today and see how tacky and tired all the VD junk looks. No wonder it's all in the super savings discount aisle. Broken hearts, stale chocolates, cheap vases with glittery silk roses. Euwww.
But wait! There's a whole aisle of Easter candy now, multi-colored collections of Peeps, jelly bean, celluloid grass. But Easter is six weeks away. Oooh, that means tomorrow is Mardi Gras. Laissez les bontemps rouler!